Oh Paris Hilton. I want to hate you but I just can't. There's something about you I find endlessly interesting. Perhaps it's the fact that you just sort of seem to trip through life with your head in the clouds, never really taking notice of what's happening around you. Here in Hollywood, we get some what I like to call "Classic Paris". Her dress is hiked up to her waist, there are cameras all around here but she seems blissfully unaware more upskirt shots are about to flood the internet. Paris Hilton. What a classy lady. Seriously though, I give Paris a hard time but I do like her. I don't know why I like her and I feel a little dirty for it, but I do. I'm complex.
